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Santa woke, breathing heavily and sweating.
"What is it dear?" Mrs claus asked.
"I had the worst dream. you were having sex with Gabe and Donner, and for some reason, i lost it and killed you."
"But you were the one that artanged our three-ways, Santa..."
"I know... It turns me on to see them touch you. I bet that Oz bitch Glinda cast another curse on me for joining in when she introduced the flying monkey."
Mrs Claus smiled. "how about i light your yule log chris?" she smiled. santa noticed her pants had slipped and her breast was now showing. "My tree is already blinking, my snowy whore. How about i make a blizzard on your cheek?"
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