[ferretchucker]

The easter bunny walks in in his pink dressing gown.

"Now guyth, im gonna have an ott shopping spree in the morning, you don't have any nithe handbagth?" he says. Then he stops. Theres something about this gruesome sight which turns him on. He looks at father christmas and pulls down his thong.

"ho ho whore had it coming!" he said. Then he noticed the shining white light.
"and you thought your sack ful of suprises was big!" said the bunny.

They came together and using their magic brought in an elf. They stabbed it and had a threesome with the dead body doing all the games they a,lways wanted. Suddenly, Jack frost bursts in wearing his edible underwear./

"I'm ready for my sack massage sant-" He stops dead in his tracks not knowing what to do...