[stubbornforgey]

Originally Posted by newb

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Eileen,
says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said
proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking
her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant
get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once
in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like
how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you
going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

'spits her coffee'

LMAO