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Originally Posted by ferretchucker
what do women want?! You say "You stay here, I'll do all the work." and they say "oh, you just think women arent good at anything. Then you say "okay, you do it." and they say "you're making me do everything!" Never eat chips with a woman. She tells you she doesnt want anything so you dont get her anytrhing. Shes asks for some of your chips and u just have to say "IF YOU WANTED SOME, YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME TO BUY THEM! i'D RATHER BUY LOADS AND YOU ONLY EAT THREE THEN YOU KEEP ASKING FOR MINE!" She looks away, you dont talk til you've nearly finished when you say "You can finish them." and she replies "I dont want them now!" God women piss me off but i love them sooo much!
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