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The Britney Spears comeback tour: *Britney in a wheelchair with a huge gut and numerous stretch marks on stomach and mouth*
"Hey yall!!! I may have lost a foot to diabetes, but I'm still sexy y'all!!!
*belches*
"Now I'm gonna dance for ya!"
*maneuvers wheelchair back and forth, until a wrong move sends her crashing into the speakers, bursting into flame*
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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