[Vodstok]

There is a commercial on the radio around these parts for i think Mobil On the run convenience stores where they are hawking Bengel Traders coffee.

Now, they start off on the wrong foot with me anyway, by having "Conversaitions" that are so natural like "Yes, I would love a Bengel trader's 20 oz regular coffee right now"... I fucking hate "I love PRODUCT NAME! Kids, lets go get a nice 32 oz resealable container of PRODUCT NAME at our local produce market!"


Anyway, the guy in the commerical is speed talking because he has been purchasing multiple BENGEL TRADER'S Coffee, (20 oz, of course, and at the end of the commercial there is an HILARIOUS little bit of irony where they suggest he drink decaf with his next cup (because he is hyper), and guess what?

(This is SOOO funny i could shoot myself)

He has been drinking decaf. Guffaw.


i hate that kind of spoon fed crap that apparently appeals to poeple in the bible belt over 50...

i also hate puns, especially when delivered by people who think they are funny./ It is the best way to suck the oxygen out of the room...