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Originally Posted by crabapple
I'll do the show, but I want to be paid!
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i'll do the show but i have a few 'green room' demands - things that must be made available to me backstage prior to my appearance:
1111 red m&ms (only reds)
222 toothpicks (the number must be exact)
33 zippo lighters
4 red-headed women - 19-22 years old - dressed as nurses
1 real nurse
55 cases of Shiner Bock beer
a fully functioning grill with appropriate utensils
66 chickens (marinated in bar b que sauce for 2 days prior)
3 side of beef
8 fully functioning chainsaws
77 bottles of jack daniels
and 1 partridge (pear tree optional)