1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevant posts
10. Most sarcastic
*ahem* i'd like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing this amazing body of work i have put together. although, in fairness, if you didn't recognize how much i deserve all these awards the mud would really be in your face, not mine. after all, the real question was 'are you smart enough to perceive the brilliance that is me.' my brilliance was, well really still is and for that matter always shall be, self evident.
so, in closing and come to think of it, i think the academy should be thanking me for doing work so amazing that it justified the existence of your petty awards show in the first place. let's face it - without me these awards would just be meaningless categories going to people who we all know would be just faking it. Therefore, the only thing i can say is: "You're Welcome!"