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Old 11-08-2006, 04:48 AM
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I know that I'll watch it, because I simply can't resist...BUT



I am SOOO dissapointed with the way the first one turned out


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If it's even POSSIBLE to spoil this movie



BloodRayne may not have been TOO terribly bad, if they had given it a different name...Because, the person in this movie was NOT BloodRayne...and this movie was not ABOUT BloodRayne.

It makes me wonder if Ewe Boll ever actually played the video game, watched anyone else play the video game, read or heard ANYTHING about BloodRayne, other than the fact that her name was BloodRayne, she likes swords, and she's a dhampyr ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir ), maybe he looked that one up...

The chick in this movie did not have BloodRayne's caustic, ascerbic, biting, sarcastic, wit and attitude...Which is a HUGE part of her personality...She did not have her emotional strength, another strong attribute that Rayne possesses...She obviously lacked Rayne's intelligence, dominance, power and independence, which are also blatanly present in the REAL BloodRayne

The main character in this movie was a weak, helpless, crybaby...and a danger (the REAL BloodRayne is an asset) to everyone who allied themselves to her.


BloodRayne travels solo...She fights solo...She needs no one...She can defend herself...She doesn't get close to anyone...And no one gets in her way...She does NOT lay down and cry...She doesn't scream and wail like a weak, helpless little bitch...She doesn't have to depend on someone else to rescue her and to feed her...

The character in this movie was DISGUSTING...She allowed herself to be captured, caged and tied up at LEAST 3 times...Each time she was desperate and had to wait for someone to rescue her...Then she allowed her rescuers to be killed...The LAST time she was rescued, she actually sat and WAITED for someone to throw her swords to her, before she could do anything...Apparently she's completely helpless and useless without weapons...Pathetic

BloodRayne is NOTHING like that...If she doesn't have a weapon, she has skills and TEETH and she knows how to use them...and BloodRayne would never be swayed from her mission, distracted from her purpose, just to grab some dude she just met and fuck him...What the hell was THAT?

And where the hell were the nazis...Or at LEAST the zombies?! :mad:


This movie should have been called 'Damsel In Perpetual Distress'


Hmm...And I didn't even mention the fact that she LOOKED absolutely nothing like BloodRayne...


Now you guys know why I have never given my opinion on the movie 'BloodRayne'...I knew it was gonna take a while (even though I STILL left out a lotta shit), and I hate typing.
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