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it seems clear to me, my fellow HDCers, that our elected judges are incapable of providing the kind of clear, level-headed, and decisive leadership we need in this time of crisis. therefore, i am asking for you to join with me in a coup to remove these bumbling buffons before they are allowed to do more damage to our beloved land. elect me supreme dictator of HDC and there will be no more wishy-washy flip-flopping. i will rule with an iron monkeyfist. all will bow to my authority or suffer the horrific consequences. for the glory of our fatherland!