[bloodrayne]

I did some for the people here at home...A lot of you know these guys :)


"Seri needs you all right now "
"Seri needs some cheering up"
"He's a beautiful boy and we feel he has just what Seri needs in a mate"
"Seri needs a pancake"
"Why the beetle Sericea needs such various metallic colors is still unknown"


"Shane needs more doing. I’m headed out to Doo-shane in about 20 minutes with my entire family (my brother, Ranger, visiting from Seattle included)."
"Shane needs to fall off a cliff"
"Shane needs a lot of time to build trust with adults. He is able to attach to his caregivers, but he becomes withdrawn and detached when things do not go his way"
"Shane needs someone sensitive who'll make him feel safe, secure and well loved"


"Dustin needs companion"
"Dustin needs to improve his ability to bend and play at a lower pad level"
"Dustin needs pen-pal Prison Pen-Pal Talk"
"Dustin needs to hit the weights. His arms have always been skinny for his size"
"Dustin needs a patient and loving family. Is that family you?"
"Dustin needs very simple and specific instructions in all things."
"Dustin needs to be physically carried, have special foods prepared and to be given his medications"
"Dustin needs to grow up a bit and realize that life is not simply handed to you."


"Alex needs your help"
"Alex needs some dirty deeds"
"Alex needs some shaking, stirring"
"Alex needs to freak out. He needs to freak out every day and every night"


"Ash needs to be removed from urban areas"
"Ash Needs A Pony Ride"
"Ash needs to talk better"
"Ash needs you as much as you need him"
"Ash needs to be buried"


"Jordan Needs a Heart"
"Jordan needs more prayers"
"Jordan needs more funds"
"Jordan needs to reach higher growth rates"


"Rich needs a shave"
"Rich Needs A Woman"
"Rich needs to check this out Lying In The Gutters"
"Rich needs UK mail order companies!"
"Rich needs V8"


These are funny, mostly because a LOT of them are TRUE...lol