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Old 10-30-2006, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by urgeok View Post
well apparently the only true zombie is just someone under the influence of a drug or hypnotism .. or the people who watch Survivor.
They were never (physically) dead at all.

so i guess jesus wasnt a zombie - just the walking dead.
i wonder if walking around in the shroud of turin left him walking around with his arse hanging out - like todays hospital robes.
"Uhmmm.. Jesus? Mr Christ? Yeah.. Umm.. your balls aare showing..."

"Daddammit, that keeps happening, stupid shroud.."
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