one, i was joking.
two, you underestimate my maturity and knowledge,. You were all kids once and you know that this kind of talk happens all the time at school. Please dont belittle me.
three, before anyone decides to get clever and say "you're being racist about american women" that was just typical english vs american teasing.
four, heres a funny picture. I know it isnt christmas yet but faher christmas can come out early!