[Haunted]

Uh... Zombies swarm, so by the time you've killed two with a sword, be you a great swordsperson or not, there are eight more on your ass. I'd prefer a high powered hand gun with laser sight. Unfortunately, they make a lot of noise alerting other zombies to your where-abouts.

In the event of a zombie holocaust, I'd like to be holed up with my immediate fam: mom, dad, and brother. Both my dad and my brother and tremendous marksmen with my brother being phenom and having high powered rifles, handguns, and shit (he's a cop, as I've said before), and my mom is good a golf, so she's got the accurate swing action as well. One of them could teach me to useful in some way.:p

As for the History Channel: Fuck them! They showed a program called (ahem) The Haunted History of Halloween, and of course they got the Celtic concept of Samhain wrong, possibly deliberately, making us modern day Celtic NeoPagans look like blood sacrificing assholes instead of the profound naturalist philosphers that we are. Assholes.;)