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Originally Posted by bigloader
i would love to do something that elaborate, unfortunately I don't have the resources right now to make that work. As it stands, I only have one armhole on the costume, so my other arm is inside. I have a combo pastry bag/squirt bottle that I am using and I have the tip fastened to the hole in the top of the penis head, so all that i do is reach up with my interior habd and squeeze. The thing is that I don't want to use whipped cream b/c I think that it will cheapen the realism of the costume. I was thinking about talking to the owners of a local horse farm this weekend to see if it would be possible to get some other more "realistic" substance to shoot out. I really want to make a splash with this thing and there is no way I'm going to use whipped cream. That would never get enough of a rise out of people to suit my tastes.
I've been practicing my busted load grunts the past few days and I've got it down perfect. I can't wait. I think I may take some spots where I hide in some bushes, then jump out and shoot a load on people and take off. It's gonna be priceless.
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Hopefully you run into Lorena Bobbit...