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Originally Posted by Vodstok
Do you think he really has a girlfriend?
He has a girl he calls a "girlfriend".. she calls him "the guy i got the restraining order against"
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he has a "girlfriend" and she has a staple through her navel, saliva stains on the sticky page, little bits of kleenex crusted to the cover, and a nasty crease where he shoves her in between his mattress when mom brings him his cookies and milk