1) see this thread if you dont like mine :
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25512
2) i ran out of deoderant today and had to use my wifes.
every now and then i get a whif of this flowery fragrance and it freaks me out.
3) i didnt run out of shampoo today - but once i got in the shower i realized that the new bottle was outside and i didnt want to get the floor wet/get my ass cold .. so - you guessed it - i used my wifes shampoo ... eventually ...once i figured out which of the 25 fucking bottles was actually shampoo. Whats with womans hair care products anyway ? they all look like they are science experiments. formula 59, etc,etc ... 3 kinds of special conditioners ..nothing that looks like shampoo.
But i did find one (the word 'shampoo' was in the smallest font on the bottle .. like the word 'shampoo' is an embarrasing legal necessity they HAD to use - which doesnt even begin to describe the chemical wonders this concotion actually performs) - so now my hair and my underarms smell like a womans.
4) I had a dream last night that i was asking a friend (that i havent seen in 10 years) if he'd seen any movies lately. The weird part came when i started to talk about movies I'd seen and began to describe movies that didnt make any sense. They did in the dream but when i tried to remember the whispy little bits i could hang onto it was things like "the movie where this guy had 2 hats and he kept throwing them at the wall" man, i'm sorry i missed that riviting piece of cinema.
i should do a "does anyone know this movie" thread