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HI FLOOR! Make me a sammich!
Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwi ches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!S andwiches!Sandwiches!Sandwiches!
Levity,people, levity.... Life is hard, dark and unhappy. Here, things can be funny. Horror can be funny, as long as the heads getting cut off are fake.
My fine Aussie friends... You know out of everyone here i probably love you more than anyone else. Try this, it is both horrific and insanely funny. i did it once when i worked in a produce store and i had people screaming, it was a riot.
Put a strawberry and a cherry or two in your hand, making sure that they are completely covered (so no one knows what you have). Call over som epoor unsuspecting schmucks (1 person will work, but it is best with a crowd). Tell them you found a mouse (or something else small and cute) and ask if they want to see it. When they say yes, start to open your hand, then clamp it shut with all o fyour strength, causing the fruit to explode with red juice (the cherry makes it look blood red) and yell "OW! The little fucker bit me!"
I did this to about 6 people and almost made them piss themselves. i almost cried i was laughing so hard.
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