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Old 10-18-2006, 08:10 AM
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The kids in our area suck. the last time we gave out candy, i would give handfuls to kids (i have big hands) and they looke dat it and said "Is that it?"

I have been considerin gfilling a paintball gun with marbles and shooting them in the face when they knock on the door. I can shout "No treats here, only tricks!"

I bet if I add a "Fuck OFF!" into the mix, it will be a halloween that they will remember for a lifetime :D
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