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Join us on a sunday afternoon where the HDC Troll Feeders decide to visit the zoo :

Troll Feeder : 'hey, lets go over to the polar bear cage and lean in and feed it some shit"

Other Troll Feeder : "fukin right dude, awwwsome idea - that bear is so fukin stoopid so lets feed it some rocks"

they march over to the polar bear pen and one of the troll feeders leans over the barrier with a rock in his hand going "hey stupid fucking bear, you're a stupid fucking small dick bear"

The bear says "oh yeah, lean over a little closer and say that"

So the Troll feeder says "ok stupid bear, hey buddy (TF#2) grab my ankles so i can lean in there closer"

So buddy does and TF#1 goes "hey you big stupid bear - you're stupid - and you smell bad - and you're stupid"

at this point, some other guy sees this and yells "hey man, what are you doing ? are you crazy ? that bear wants you to do that !"

TF#1 and TF#2 ignore the man because they are having soooo much fun. as a matter of fact this is the main reason they come to the zoo anyway .. well, that and meet chicks'

The polar bear who is now about 2 feet away from TF#1 says "hey asshole, why dont you come right in here and throw that rock at me"

TF#1 says "yeah stupid bear, thanks for the idea - you gave me that idea because you're so stupid" then he wriggles free of TF#2 and falls into the pen, starts to laugh and yell "ha ha stupid bear, now I'm gonna....." but before he can finish the bear rips his limbs off, crushes his skull noisely with his great jaws, then disembowels him, spraying crimson all over the ice and snow.

TF#2, seeing this, watches for a minute, then picks up another tiny stone and heads into the pen yelling "ha ha stupid bear, now it's my turn to hit you with a stone like my buddy did - because you're such a stupid bear"

The guy who tried to warn them watches tf#2 get ripped apart, shakes his head, then walks away - smiling.

"C'mon kids, I saw some Troll Feeders over by the lion cage"