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Originally posted by urgeok
the fact alone that they talk and sing ...
can you imagine the horror of being out on the lake, 5:00am, you just snag a perch and as you're pulling it into the boat it goes :
"jesus christ you fat bastard, throw me back in, i cant breath - you prick !"
i think most people would feel horror at that point...
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Not me. I would just smack the fucker on a rock.
And then say "How you like that BEOTCH"
THen I would cry.
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