[crabapple]

We need a general welcome thread because so many people are signing up and introducing themselves and it gets to be a lot of work saying hello to everyone--so this is a blanket hello. Anyone can add their hello under this one! I know what you're thinking. This belongs in the New Arrivals section. No, it does not! Because most of the regular posters never go there. Therefore it should be here, right here.

I was bored, that is why I wrote this.

Welcome! Please, make yourselves at home, just do not swear too much. And if you do swear, use a mild swear word like "poo-nuts," this is verry fashionable around here and in fact 4 out of 5 members use poo-nuts regularly in place of other swear words. They swear by it.

You may also discuss coffee and tea within this thread. There is a strict dress code for people attending this thread.