[urgeok]

i was making chicken salad again today to take for lunch when i looked at the mayonaise and remembered a time when all i would eat was miracle whip.

then i thought about the name "miracle whip"


we take a lot of things for granted because they've been around forever that just wouldnt fly now.

what the fuck possessed someone to name a spread 'miracle whip' ?

i guess at the time someones criteria for a 'miracle' was pretty damn low ... unless Jesus himself made this stuff out of snot and eggs.