[the_real_linda]

Linda: Hey Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

(evil dead)

Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

(evil dead2)

Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

(army of darkness)


Otis: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

Otis: There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

(devils rejects)


Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranium blowout!

(braindead)


Officer Thomas Gucci: What's it gonna be, city boy? I can put you in jail, or you can go home.
Christopher DaSilva: And that's your definition of justice, huh?
Officer Thomas Gucci: Many different forms of justice, Chris. See, you got man's, God's and even the devil's. Certain forms you just can't control.

(silent hill) its not the line its the fact that he goes home....what about his family? makes me laugh every time...complete wuss! (there wasnt meant to be any male characters in silent hill anyways....i knew sean bean felt out of place.)