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				That Horrible Cat Clawed Me!
			 
 
			
			Yes, he did.  His name's "Hootie."  He's an old cat, one of the three that hang around the apartment building, and I let him inside and gave him some food.  But I guess he gets nervous!  Well, he grew up wild, and he's still not used to getting food from me...always thinks it's some sort of trick.  I went to pet him while he was eating, usually it's no problem but this time he wheeled around and went WHAP! and slashed me across the face.  Holy shit, what a shock!  I had my glasses on and his paw kind of glanced off of them but he did get in a little nick on my face.  I had to let him outside.  A few hours later he was back at the door again, meowling for more food.  I swear, cats is weird.
		 
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