View Single Post
  #11  
Old 09-06-2006, 08:32 AM
Vodstok's Avatar
Vodstok Vodstok is offline
Fear scented candle
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The edge of forever
Posts: 13,650
Quote:
Originally posted by newb
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? "

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
No
No
A Bit
The Sea
Nothing
No
No
Neither, it's dead.
because. wool only shrinks when it is wet and then dried with heat.

Quote:
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
What happens if you're in a car going at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on?
Probably. it stops aging, not death
Nothing. by the time they hit the speed of light, they become energy, at which point, he doesnt have headlights.
__________________
Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
(I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
Reply With Quote