[Phalanx]

On occasion, I notice things...I decided to make a thread about things that don't seem quite right, or just don't seem to make sense. Of course, now that I'm actually MAKING the thread, I can't think of all that many, but I'm sure they'll come to me over time, and I'd like to hear some of yours too.

Here's mine for now, a pitiful three...but stuff that I just don't get.

"What's the deal with..."
*Well, OTHER than when you've hit the mexican...why do most farts end up smelling worse than shit?
*The words "close" and "close"...the same word, completely different meanings...unless of course it could be in reference to closing distance or a gap, eg - two things getting closer together, such as a door and a door frame? Hm...I think I MAY have just figured this one out, but it sure is a bit of laziness not to have a seperate word for each.
*Fucking spin dryers...I'm sure certain models won't apply here, but just about every single one I've ever had ends up losing its knob/turny timer thing...it just shakes it off...C'mon manufacturers, haven't you realised this YET?

Ok...those are mine....anyone care to add/discuss, go right ahead.