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Old 09-04-2006, 09:07 PM
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There was an American businessman who went on a trip to Japan, and one night he decided to buy a hooker. The hooker came in, and they proceeded to get it on. The whole time, she would pound on his arm and say, "Kawasaki!!kawasaki!!" and he thought to himself, "wow, I must be doing a GREAT job" and go at it even harder. The lady began SCREAMING "Kawasaki, kawasaki!!" and he was even more thrilled. They finished, and she dressed and left in a real hurry, giving him dirty looks. The next day, the man went to play golf with one of the company directors of the firm whose contract he was trying to land. On the third hole, the japanese business man landed a hole in one, and the american shakes his hand and says, "kawasaki!"
The other man looked angrily at him and says, "What do you mean, wrong hole?!?"
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