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get up 6:40
start coffee
walk dog
scoop poop
feed dog
dispose of poop
have cup of coffee
shower (often while still drinking coffee)
bit of breakfast
poop
play with dog while watching mindless morning 'news' shows
get dog to do one last pee
crate dog
leave for work at 8:00
arrive at 8:30
go to sleep
wake at 11:30 and head home
let dog (now utterly psychotic) out of crate
mauled by dog whose pissed he's been in crate
saved by dog's imminent bladder need
take dog out for potty break and walk
scoop poop
feed dog lunch
crate dog
eat lunch while walking back to work
return at 1:00
sleep til 5
go home
release maniac pup
receive second daily mauling
bandage wounds while letting dog out for pee
take dog for longer walk
scoop poop
crack first beer
start my dinner
crack third beer
eat dinner
start second six-pack
watch mindless tv or old dvd
walk dog
scoop poop
more tv
stagger to bed around midnight
pray that dog doesn't poop on my pillow in middle of night
in the words of David Byrne, "How did I get here?"
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