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i cracked my wife up pretty good not too long ago. Our baby's name is "Lillian Autumn". We were joking about people screwing her name up because my wife's name is Bree, but her birth name is "Chrysta Breanne". So she gets called crystal all the time, and spent her childhood having to explain things to people who asked "How do you get Bree from Chrysta?"
So i said "how do you get a Lillian Autumn?"
"Plant it in the fucking summer."
She laughed her ass off.
reminds me of eddie izzard. "We say 'Herbs' because there's a fuckign 'H'"
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