[MichaelMyers]

Anyway, just strolling through the aisles of my local Walmart and I came upon the clothing section. I actually did find one nice shirt there once, so I thought I would try again. Note- I am already kind of ticked because the water was heavy and I had to get a cart, they didn't have the DVD The Office Season 1, and as usual there's a bunch of slow kids clogging the aisles.

In the clothing section I come upon two boys and a man. I looked at one of the boys and in my naturally nice manner, said "hi." It was clear the boy had down syndrome, or something a bit less than that. He had boils on his face and was overgrown for his age. The other boy did not look physically retarded, but for sure had some mental problems because he was talking strange. I don't think the man was related to them.

Anyway, after I said hi to the boy he kind of turned around, and started laughing. Then the other boy asked what was so funny. At this point I'm not really trying to make it obvious that I am aware of the laughter. Both boys then start laughing like crazy. The man asked what is so funny, but they were laughing too much to answer It is clear the boys were laughing at me, but I can't figure out why. They had mental problems, and didn't have a good reason.

The boys were probably laughing at how they will remain ugly virgins for life. Fuckin' retards.