Damn straight, we're cool! You kids think you know about INTERNETz? Hell, son, I was on the net before the "Ate My Balls" page trend started back in the day. I was there at the beginning of Goatse & Tubgirl. It's called 'cred' son. That's why I can bitch on message boards about the new design of Optimus Prime raping my childhood. I was there. Step back.
Now I'm going to go home and cry while I masturbate to Hentai...
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