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Originally posted by bwind22
[BOne thing that bothers me in chick flicks... Aniston cheats on her fiance (Mark Ruffalo) with Kevin Costner, then apologizes and everything is suddenly roses again. What the hell is that? If I was Mark Ruffalo I woulda told that bitch to start packing. Is the message in this PG-13 romantic comedy that it's okay to be a whore as long as you say sorry and/or were confused?
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Yes. if chick flicks have taught us nothing else, its this:
Cheating men should be thrown out with the grabage. Find someone with abs, a horse schlong and likes buying you flwoers while making sweet, tender love to you (except when you feel naughty) PArade him in front of your ex. Laugh. Rinse, repeat.
If YOU cheat, well. Things were rough. He didnt understand you. You hadnt experimented enough before him. Those 36 other guys before him didnt count. He should take you back because you are a strong beautiful soul who is truly sorry you turned into a slut for a few months. He should buy you flowers. Oh yeah, and if he doesnt have abs and a horse schlong, it was HIS fault. Dont go back.