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LOL
What do soybeans and dildos have in common?
They're both meat substitutes.
How do you identify a bull dyke?
She kicks starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they screw?
They have cotton balls.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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