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I come from a very traditional family. When I was seven, my Uncle Terry hanged himself on Christmas Eve. My family didn't take his body down until the sixth of January.

I was surprised how Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. I thought: "How can you get this worked up about a cartoon?" But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a cousin.

"If a dog's tail is still wagging, then how can that be rape?"

Have you noticed the way that burns victims stick together?

They say being a hostage is difficult. But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.


I can't find a woman anywhere who will touch me with a shitty stick. Fair enough. It is a bit of an unusual request.