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One overlooked option, is to go to war, cripple yourself, get brain damage and put on 200 pounds - and then ask them to help you out.
If they say yes, then great, you have slaves.
If they say no, then you are fully justified to go: "Ha! How do you like it, you leeches!"
And then take yourself to the gym, cos you're a big fat handicap.
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