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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Sorry it took so long to reply everybody, I was busy talking to a girl my age instead of masturbating to her from a distance like Zero.

Zero, you and my mom hooked up? Good for you, cuz she's a single lady... I'm happy you two found each other. It's good to see you OLD people still being able to have functioning relationships and sex lives... y'know, while you still can. After that your body starts shutting down, and you can see your own dilapidated, withered existence... start thinking about all the mistakes you made in your life, all the great things that passed you by... then the mind goes, and you don't really know anything anymore. Than you die. So good luck being happy with someone before you grow wrinkled, depressed and senile (which... is pretty soon, isn't it Zero?)

As for talking to wet kleenexes and eggplants, I always thought only crazy people did that. So good luck debating inanimate objects I guess...

And yes, you're totally right about the drooling in the keyboard thing. I'm trying really hard to fix that actually, but it's hard........ because your wife's porn website is just so fucking HOT. Seriously, the movie where she takes it in the ass from those two drugged-up horses was brilliant. I didn't have enough energy left to look at the one where she's getting scalded with hot buckets of water while she masturbates, it was too much. (She... she may need some serious help, Zero...)

So I'm gonna go off and drink with my friends on a Friday night. Good luck paying bills, watching TV or typin' on the ol' internet alone (cuz your wife's some sort of super-violent porn again.)

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

very nice comeback.