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excused my tardiness. . . i was busy combing my sperm out of IA's mother's back-hair. . . which, to be totally honest, was a huge task. IA, my man, you should probably borrow someone's lawnmower and hack some of that stuff down.

as for a battle of wits between me and Iowa's 'finest' (and i say that with all the utter contempt and disrespect it deserves), well. . .

i could have a more invigorating debate with a wet kleenex.

i could have a more challenging battle of wits with a slightly moldy eggplant.

to be honest, i think IA is at his best when he's hitting on underage HDC members (which would be illegal except in Iowa it is required by state law) or when he's just randomly typing obscenities.

indeed, after all that inbreeding, i'm just impressed he can type anything at all - of course, it must be difficult to wipe up all his drool from the keyboard, but hell, his mom has to do something in between my charitable visits.