[Yellow Jacket]

Well, whatever you do Roderick, don't leave it to Beaver. I left it to Beaver a few months ago, and instead of murdering my neighbors like I asked him to, he gave them a box of chocolates and invited them over to my house. That son of a bitch (and yes, I'm insulting you Mra. Beaver)! :p

Honestly, you've got two choices:

1.) Get somebody to help you out with this situation (such as a friend, relative, child, etc.)

or

2.) Just tell them the truth, and do it gently. Hopefully, they'll understand and be more leniant with you.

Or you could just pretend to have AIDS like Phalanx suggested.

P.S. If anybody sees Beaver, could you please kill him for me? Thank you!