[tachii]

come on guys everytime i come around this place is dead! someone has to have some kind of fucked up story they can share!


i'll go first:
january two years ago me and my friend (at the time) were sitting out on the front porch smoking pot and drinking wine, it was foggy out and i remember saying how yellow everything looked because of the street lights; i chug most of the bottle and eventually have to take a leak. my mother was inside watching television and there was no way i was going in there so i proceed to the backyard to relieve myself; eventually i'm pissing in the backyard and puking in the front; it also happened to be drizzling.

so now i've been rained on and am completely incoherent. i barfed on my shoes and front of friends sweater. funny thing is they actually thought i'd gotten alcohol poisoning! the next day i wake nauseated and proceed to once again get high once mum left for work. :rolleyes:



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