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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Doesn't she pretty much have that same situation now surrounded by you weirdos? :D

LOL...Yeah...But, she's USED to our kinda 'weirdos'...She's not sure about the other kinda weirdos :)

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Hope everything works out with that, I got the hell outta dodge when I was 15 and I must say that having your own place is great.(At least until you're no longer able to zone out the fact that dreams never come true and you're stuck in this crappy world with a crappy job for 40 or 50 years, then you retire and wait to die.)

Thanks, I was out when I was 17...But, I never really got along with my mother, we were (are) just completely different kinds of people...Here's a couple of examples:

Last summer, standing in my mother's front yard...I was talking about something and I said the word "shit"...She was horrified, she said, "What if one of the neighbors heard you?"...I said, "I'm sure they've probably heard that word before"...And remember, I'm not exactly a kid anymore...So, when she went into her house, I looked at Dustin and I said, "Hey look, I'm scratching my ass...Right in the front yard!...Oooh, what if one of the neighbors sees me?"...And he said, "And you said 'ASS' too" *feigned shock*...So, I said, "And what if they knew I wasn't wearing any UNDERWEAR right now?!":eek:...He said, "Well, at least you aren't wearing MY underwear this time"...So, I said, "Hey...Are you wearing MINE?"...:D...He thought that was pretty funny, we still joke about it

And

About a week ago, when we were taking some of Seri's furniture to my mother's house to store until she moves out (cuz our house AND basement are COMPLETELY full, and Seri just keeps getting more stuff)...I was carrying a dining room table when my mother said, "People are going to think you're a lesbian with that chain hanging off your pants"...Seri was TOTALLY laughing her ass off and she said, "THINK she's a lesbian?!"...Well, mom chose to ignore that, but I had to respond to such a ridiculous comment, in a way that I hoped might show my mother 1) How lame that comment was... 2) How very little I gave a shit what anyone thought about me anyway...and 3) How things could be worse....

So, what I said was, "Don't worry Mom...If anyone ever publicly questions my sexuality because I wear chains on my pants, I promise you that I will firmly and loudly proclaim how much I LOVE the weiner!...That way there will be no confusion, and you won't have to worry...I'll do that just for you"...Seri was rolling (still brings that one up, too...Dustin keeps repeating it)...Yet, somehow MOM didn't really have a comment...lol

Yeah...Things are so much more different now...