[Miss Olivia]

LOL I suppose if zombies overran California, we'd have a pretty good chance of escaping, because by the time they worked their way through L.A. and up the state, all the zombies would either be sick from ingesting all that Botox and silicone, or stoned from eating all the hippies. We'd just take off to Lake Tahoe, find one of the big paddleboats that have the buffets and bars, and cruise around the lake until we had to do something else. The Sierra Nevada mountains would be great to hide in and there are places up there that would be ideal for defending against a zombie attack. Honestly, though, we're already under attack, by twacked out meth heads....methamphetamine addicts are rampant up here, and they're as close to the "walking dead" as you can get at this point.