[Miss Olivia]

I woke up one morning when I was eight months pregnant, got out of bed and walked to my dresser to turn on the lamp. I felt something funny on my foot, and turned the light on to find that sometime in the night, a black widow had spun a web between my dresser and the floor. I had stuck my foot in the web and the spider was actually crawling on my foot. I kicked it off, then went and got a shoe and rubbed the little sucker into spider pate. Afterwards, I didn't stop shaking for an hour. If it would have bitten me, me being as pregnant as I was, I imagine it would have hurt both of us pretty badly.
I don't even like to think about it.