Round 1: Match 27
Mongooses:
As someone who loved the story (and especially the cartoon version with Orson Welles) Rikki Tiki Tavi, I think mongooses kick ass. I'd totally want one as a pet if they were legal to transport to the US
VS
Obscure references:
Get me a jury and show me how you can say "
In July" and I'll go down on you.