Round 1: Match 25
Video Games:

I'm not what I would consider an avid gamer. I don't collect a bunch of games, I don't know the ins-and-outs of the various consoles (though I know enough to call them consoles and not just 'games' like some people I know do), but I do enjoy video games. Particularly wrestling games and the South Park games that were on N64, though I enjoy a good RPG, too (Chrono Trigger was the shit)
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Asian chicks:

Ok, try to follow my logic;
Given: There are hot asian chicks.
All Asian people look alike.
Therefore: All Asian chicks are hot.
I trust you will find that my logic is infallible. Granted, this doesn't factor in age, but still. Asian chicks are hot.
In fact, Asian chicks get two pictures