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Old 08-10-2006, 09:32 AM
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Or better still... i saw this when i worked at wendy's when i was 18, no joke....


a fat Guy (at least 450 at about 6' 3") ordered 2 triples with cheese (for the uninitiated, and triple at wendy's is lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ketchup, mustard mayo, with 3 slices of cheese and 3 1/4 lb patties) and bacon, 2 larg fries, a chili, a frosty and a 5 piece chicken nuggets.


And a diet coke.


A few days later, there was a family of 4 that came in where they all were huge... they all also ordered triples with cheese, and i think junior bacon cheeseburgers on the side. For god's sake, the youngest kid couldnt have been over 12..... I couldnt eat thatmuch at his age and i have the biggest appetite of any i have ever known...

All with, you guessed it, diet coke...

the 12 year old:Awww... mom, i dont want diet! (imagine whiny fat-kid voice)

Mom: Shut up! it's healthy!

I swear, there is a section of our society that should collectively stick a gun in their mouth and squeeze the trigger.
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