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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Hopefully a decent looking villian with some cool characteristics.
Thats the thing that makes Slashers for me..... the little things: cool mask/weapon/something dark n' weird (the bleeding nose in Valentine was great and the mask struck me as cool - a child's face representing a nu-wave of slasher.... they grow from here instead of being a parody)
But titties are always welcomed :)
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i'd just like to see one slasher make any kind of sense ..
- cars that start when they should ..
- shuffling shashers who are actually slower than terrified running teenagers.
- the virgins get killed - the sluts life to screw another day..
- if a slasher villian gets killed or hurt, he stayes dead, or wounded...
- killings that go wrong .. where the elaborate timing that absolutely must be happening - doesnt.
- a film where no cats launch themselves out of closed closets for shock value.
(jesus christ - even if a cat did accidentally get locked into a closet - it doesnt jump madly from the top shelf at your face ..
ever see these things jump down from anything ? they cant see things that arent moving - they have a hard time judging distances to the floor .. even a 1 foot jump is handled with extreme caution)
i hate stupid shit like that ..
and i hate when they show a promise of boobs on the cover - but there isnt a single boob to be found in the film ... just the boob who rented the damn thing ...