If I was in the circus
and the spotlight was on me,
I'd give some dude the service
then let him piss on me.
Alas, I'm in this forum
and typin' to you all,
you only know my gorham
but you can meet my balls.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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