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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Northeast Tennessee arrived...and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. . Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought YOU were watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men.
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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