Round 1: Match 9
Making Children Cry:
I'm not just talking about going up to a little kid and snapping a finger or something easy like that. I mean imaginative (or mean to the point of ridiculousness) ways to make children cry. Cause children suck.
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Pink Floyd:
Right up there with Aerosmith as one of the best bands ever, and they did the best song ever (Comfortably Numb).